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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

You couldn't make Citizen Kane because flashbacks and other innovative filming techniques are now the norm.

[–] dharmacurious 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You couldn't make 8 heads in a duffle bag today, because people would be like "what the fuck? This is just 8 heads in a duffle bag. Did I just pay to buy a decades old movie?"

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Milo and Oatis - because you can't murder animals for movies anymore.

Roar- Hollywood is just to soft these days

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's slightly political.

You couldn't make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because Macaulay Culkin is an adult now and nobody wants to see a grown man playing a young child.

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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (8 children)

You couldn’t make Toy Story today because NOBODY should be okay with how disturbing Sid’s face is.

On a side note, with all the remakes that are made nowadays, why has there not been a shot-for-shot remake of Toy Story using Pixar’s modern tech? Please, fix those terrifying lips. PLEASE

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