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The game (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 months ago by Track_Shovel to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 151 points 3 months ago (4 children)

obviously satire

[–] Track_Shovel 124 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, it's 4 real. Has to be. No one would lie on the internet

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bonjour. I am french male model and Olympic pole vaulter.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Show me your oui oui.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I have a oui oui collection! Probably over 100... if anyone wants to see more, you should totally let me know.

[–] zzx@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to see more wtf are these little guys

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They're ouiouis! The brand is the one single thing I collect, and I've been collecting for a few years now. They have a standard line and a limited "special" line.

Here's a snippet of my entire collection! Not just ouiouis, but there are other ones, too.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

You showed us your ouiouis and all I can think of is nono

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I want to connect with you, emotionally :)

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Definitely, but Lemmy and Reddit are notorious for not picking up on blatant satire, so it needs to be pointed out. Sadly.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 12 points 3 months ago

Are you joking rn? Sadly.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's probably the autism.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Sarcasm and satire are ableist.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 3 months ago

I cam see it. For the pixels.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 104 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is the kind of content I actually WOULD like to read on LinkedIn. You know, instead of the constant pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.

[–] Track_Shovel 14 points 3 months ago

pseudo-inspirational narcissistic fart sniffing.

Band name. PINFS for short.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 80 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is on shlinkedin.com. Great site.

[–] Track_Shovel 27 points 3 months ago

Holy fuck, thanks for the rabbit hole. I can't fucking stand LinkedIn brainiacs, so this will be very refreshing

[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 67 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I know this written as a satire. But as a lawyer I can say it will never work. If you want to try there will be many lawyers willing to take your money gladly.

[+] piccolo@ani.social 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] BurnedDonut@ani.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Domain names and trademarks are regulated differently. Domain names registrations work on first come first served basis. While trademarks have legal requirements that needs to be fulfilled.

If you have a prior trademark that's the same as the domain name (considering it's unique and not a general word like game, sex or food etc...) and your trademark is somewhat known than you can sue the domain name holder to get it back. This has so many details and requirements so I won't get into that. I don't know the details about the Nissan so can't comment.

As for trademarks and why it doesn't work is you can't sue anyone for using their own name. For example banking network SWIFT can't sue Taylor Swift. Also for a trademark owner to claim infringement the party who is using the said trademarked name/word has to be doing the same or similar work, working in the same industry and/or doing something that's detrimental to the trademark.

I hope I made it more clear for you. Have good day.

[–] Frofidor@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

I follow this guy on Linkedin and he has amazing posts like this every day, and its always funny to see the occasional comment that tries to take him seriously. https://www.linkedin.com/in/ken-cheng-991849b6/recent-activity/all/

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

GRINDSET MINDSET 🔥🔥

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

SIGMA LIGMA 🔥🔥

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I lost the game

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

God damit!

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Only a month's progress lost this time.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

So heartwarming 🥲

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Your title made me lose the game (Edit: that was my 100th comment lmao)

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)