Some nasty person is spreading crabs.
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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I wonder if Kennedy has moved off of bear “pranks” and has turned to crabs.
"I went to the vending machine and got crabs" sounds about as likely as the carpet fitter I had who refused to remove my old carpet as he'd previously caught syphilis off a carpet.
What on earth had he been doing to the carpet to catch an STD from it? Maybe he's related to that Republican bloke who's a bit too fond of furniture.
Fucking injustice and i'm very annoyed.
I've seen a vending machine around here that says "Live Bait". I didn't think they meant this 😂
This story was so cute until the crab died.
This kills the crab