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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This has got to be parody. We're sure this isn't from The Onion?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can’t help but notice only one word got surrounded by quotation marks.

So … what did he actually say?

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"And to be a man and then vote for a woman just because she’s a woman is either childish — that person has mommy issues — or they are just trying to be accepted by other women,” Watters said. “I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

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