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Above: how Chinese propaganda sees America
Below: how Americans see America
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2023
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Fun fact: you can convert from miles to kilometers using the Fibonacci sequence:
1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 35
- 5 miles = 8 kilometers
- 21 miles = 35 kilometers
- 10 miles (2 + 8) = 16 kilometers (3 + 13)
So this means 1 mile = 1 kilometer.
Fun Fact: you can choose not to use miles
And after choosing not to use them, you might need to convert them to something else sometimes. You gonna tell me Europeans never travel to America as tourists? This is a fascinating and easy to remember method for them or anyone else.
You came to the right thread for shitting on Americans, obviously, but you chose the wrong place for this condescending comment.
Well I'm trying to get the the kilofoot to catch on
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"Americans doing anything to not use the metric system" today: the Fibonacci sequence.
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The headline implies that the trade deal went through.
What do you think big macs are made of?
The FBI set up a sting while looking for people who want to trade babies for Big Macs. It's a bigger problem than you think.
"Babies for Big Macs" sounds like some weird non-profit charity.
they will train that baby to become a ideal worker
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So basically the world sees us like we see Florida.
Yeah from my experience the US is the Florida of the world.
We all know you guys aren't all crazy, but there is enough of them to be part of the final picture in our mind.
Thatβs probably fair
I think there are states in the US where its easier to make a baby than a living wage.
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America: I bet the rest of the world is so thinking about me right now.
The rest of the world: My brother in earth, I have my own shit going on.
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This and school shootings
That, and being dependent on your automobile.
True, within some big American cities, a mostly) carfree life is possible if you live in a condo near a metro station.
But walkable neighborhoods are a rarity, while they are the default in the rest of the world.
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As an American, definitely see America as the bottom picture.
You can tell how old this is - a baby's only worth 6 Big Macs anymore.
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what the fuck is a kilometer
A meter used to measure how many TERRORISTS we killed today B-)
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America is a really big and diverse place. Really it's both and neither depending on where you are
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In merica we got Kill-o-meters, and they go up to big numbers.
Spoken like a true non American
Jokes on all of you, I know what a kilometer is because it's the maximum distance I would walk to trade a baby for 15 Big Macs.
I don't believe you. Obviously not the baby part, but the walking part.
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Yeah he's an idiot but why is there only 1 mugshot, who's the dude that bought the baby?
If a man ofered me a baby for 15 big macs, i would accept the deal, take the baby and go to the police.
So you lose the baby AND 15 Big Macs!? Terrible negotiation skills. You got played.
Citizens of the USA should strive to be the America that Capcom Japan thinks you are
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The lower picture is missing a conferderate flag next to the fat idiot, that would definitely be there in my head!
It's actually much worse
Can confirm. McDonald's now no longer offers the Baby for a Big Mac deal. Thanks, assholes.
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A kilometer is 4,971 furlongs, or 10,96 football fields.
Football fields are a stupid measurement in more than one way, because you can not just measure the width or the length, but football fields can be of varying sizes too.
It was a joke about we how Americans will use any measurement except the metric system. I'm sorry.
Also this never fails to make me smile.
"In metric, one milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree centigradeβwhich is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing point and its boiling point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of atoms in it. Whereas in the American system, the answer to βHow much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?β is βGo fuck yourself,β because you canβt directly relate any of those quantities" -- Josh Bazell
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We donβt know what those numbers mean with your communist commas. A decimal point (period) is the only real way to delimit unit from fractional units
I felt like a stupid lazy American, but I admit I was relieved last week when our vacation in Canada, which was otherwise wonderful, ended so I could figure out speed and distance again in the units of measurements I know.
Although it didn't help that Toyota decided to not include a 'show speed in metric units' option in my Prius for some bizarre reason. They did in other models, just not the model I have.
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