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[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 16 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Hi Everyone! I had a computer disaster on Friday, and had to replace my home computer. And then sign in again to the DT. Aaaaaannd I'd forgotten my password, so I had to re-register and therefore am now the Witch of Thornbury instead of Thornburywitch. Will organise cute ID piccy as soon as I discover one. Suggestions welcome.

Do not talk to me about resetting my network access password - there are some things that are better left unspoken. This includes Optus Customer Service - which falls into the three lies for the price of one category imo. On the good side, the nice people that sold me this device removed all the bloatware - I am deeply grateful.

[โ€“] wscholermann@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I actually like the new name. Something much more grand about it.

Thank you! Was toying with The Witch of The North, but there's a bit of competition and that I cannot be bothered dealing with.

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We need to see some identification

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Need to talk to Seagoon about tapestry.

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[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Boo! Wait until Halloween - I'll show you identification! The wasabi peas will be quite sufficient.

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[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Taking today off 'sick'. About to head out and get a big breakfast and coffee.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

That should be just the thing to make you feel better.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Had a team member return to work today after a lengthy holiday. It's been so peaceful without him. Hopefully he has another job lined up and can fudge off into the sunset.

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (12 children)

This is how my team probably feel about me not working ahaha

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[โ€“] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 12 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Have a great day everyone โค๏ธ

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[โ€“] wscholermann@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (15 children)

While I do spend a bit more on energy working from home, the fact is it's still massively less than what I would have spent on public transport going to and from the office, to say nothing of incidentals that I might have gotten i.e. coffee etc.

And speaking of which energy provider is trying to jack up the prices by 30%. Yeah how about fuck off and sayonara. I'm already spending more this year despite the fact I'm using less energy compared to last year thanks to the split system.

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Biscuits!

rack of biscuits, half dusted with icing sugar

For some reason one of the trays had quite deep cracks in the biscuits, so I decided to dust those ones with icing sugar and will ice the others. Ths house smells beautifully spicy, it will be a challenge to make sure I don't accidentally eat them all.

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[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago

I took Force's unwanted great day today and it was rather meh so I can understand why it was rejected.

Had a mix of running around to do laundry for stuff I couldn't do at home, and working from multiple places. The office was completely empty, which was weird and off-putting, but I was glad someone turned up at the end. Had my first in person conversation in quite a while. My body needed it but that has also now exhausted me, so I think it'll be an early night for me.

Tomorrow is the early start day. I dowanna... I also really don't feel ready to handle the drive again, after today's brief but awful time on the road, but I'll have to. At least I have my nice android auto unit to make it more bearable!

I think the next few days are still going to be slow. I am definitely not 100%. Stupid blasted night time cough be gone already.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Mrs and i went and drive around a new estate yesterday. There are hundreds of homes! I knew they were building stuff, but all you can see from the highway is half a dozen new places. All look at LOT nicer than our mid 2000's build, but they have no supermarket, no doctors, no daycare, nothing. Our block might be a bit smaller, and all the houses might look the same, but I think I almost prefer our "jack of all trades master of none" home than something really awesome 15 minutes drive away from everything.

EDIT: Super impressed to see how a house would jack off!

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[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I envy people who have high energy. They can achieve so much.

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

High energy and strong motivation, you got both then you are unstoppable. I have neither.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

I was just wondering how can I be doing so much housework yet seem to achieve so little

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Can anyone fetch me a coffee? I'm pinned under a purring cat.

edit: it's more snoring cat than purring TBH

Edit 2: it's OK now, I accidentally hit play with sound on a video of a steam train pulling into the station, Miss Meow decided it was prudent to move out of the way of the train. I'm now back with both my coffee and a cat on my lap, currently purring (may soon morph back into snoring)/

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[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Dear duolingo:

"The lessons start today at four" and "the lessons start at four today" are the exact same sentence communicatively. Don't start getting fucking uppity and direct translation-y with a fucking romance language.

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

thinking about moving to another dimension in a year or so but i will still offer food truck service

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[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I figured out how to export a list of the music people I listen to from Spotify and into a spreadsheet and I am having wayyyyyy too much fun with this.

I listen to 1,147 different people (on average that means each of them appear around 1.3 times in my liked songs playlist). Of those, 70 start with "The " (3 more start with "The" as part of their names, ie Thelma Houston)

I don't even know who like 70% of these people are, they just happen to appear on one random song I liked on May 7th, 2021, and now forever reside on my playlist.

But there's a JoJo, JoJi, Ruji, Bazanji, benee, war Paramore, Christian Wannerwall, 2 different doctors, 10 different dudes named John, and 3 little people (plus 6 lil people). One person is registered (ยฎ), one is incorporated, and there's 2 people with $ in their names. And don't forget Dan Andrews

I don't know why I'm doing this instead of sleeping, but I currently don't regret my actions

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[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Canoe slalom is very entertaining, but what a bonkers sport. I wonder how many drinks were involved in coming up with it.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Yeah that's some serious white water rafting there. Glad our Jess Fox got in!

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So I got the full story about the client today. A lot of history and some bad blood between the 2 organisations. Should be interesting once I meet them this week.

Also:

Cheese cat (excuse all the boxes, they're hers lol)

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

blarg, monday....

[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

False alarm on the last comment, apparently it's some tradie dude measuring our fence to install a security gate. Would've been nice if somebody warned me so I don't prepare the battle stations and charge out as if somebody's casing the joint, but I guess not

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (16 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)
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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

Ughโ€ฆ the house is a mess and itโ€™s hard to move.

Repair ramblesThe embroidery thread I ordered off eBay was the wrong colour (thatโ€™s on me for going off memory) so I split some grey yarn I already had. Still a little thick so it might have to be done again if the individual strands are strong enough.

I found an old waistband from a pair of trackies I altered years ago but ultimately got rid of because they were far too low rise. They might do but the colour doesnโ€™t match. Iโ€™m aware trackies arenโ€™t a highbrow style but I want them to be presentable.

If it wasnโ€™t for cost of fabric and the work Iโ€™d almost sew my own.

I wonder if my old sewing machine even works anymore.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

No rain here. Think I will go out for a walk and do some shopping.

later ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Gratitude thread :)

Grateful for warm showers

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

Iโ€™m grateful I can breathe again and my oximeter thingy isnโ€™t reading just above โ€˜go to the ERโ€™

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

I'm grateful for the resident magpie currently on the lawn. Just struts around eating things. I haven't bribed this one yet so if it swoops come spring that'll be for the anti grat thread.

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

Took the kids to Monsalvat in Eltham yesterday. The weather wasn't ideal but it was still a great trip, it feels like you've gone back in time to somewhere in Europe.

And I do like the idea of a self sufficient artist's commune

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Looks like the first pack Iโ€™ll get will be the Rock Mix for Beat Saber.

For reference if and youโ€™d like to add an opinion. https://aussie.zone/comment/10764343

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[โ€“] Cendana@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nail in tyre in the non repairable zone. ๐Ÿ˜ช

At least the TPMS is reporting normal pressure values in the past 4 hours. It should survive before a trip to Bob Jane tomorrow morning.

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Anti-gratitude thread.

The anxiety I feel in my chest. My life feels like it's in the shambles. Behind with uni stuff and done no meal prep. Also just woke up because last night I took my mum into emergency because she was having heart attack symptoms. She seems to be fine and is going to the GP.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I have run out of leftover roast potatoes

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Good Morning. ๐Ÿ˜Š

The birds are singing.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

It started raining once I left the front door and stopped when I got home.

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