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Handyman Synergy (lemmy.sdf.org)
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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Garbage man.

Sanitation engineer!

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Hitman.

Population engineer!

[–] RicoBerto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago

When I washed dishes for my first job I asked to be called a Hydro-Ceramic Technician.

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Jack of all trades, master of none
But better than being just a master of one

[–] SirDerpy@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

My first job in high school I asked what my title was. I was a mail clerk.

The owner of the company, as a joke, had business cards printed up for me that read: Deputy to the Assistant Vice President of Mailroom Operations.

I felt kinda special until he also printed some for his dog and started handing them out to any visitor that pet him.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Self learner in a vibrant constantly moving company.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

everybody talk shit until they need the boiler fixed, and that needs a plumber and an electrician.

[–] tory@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Problem solver = Engineer