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Crowdstrike (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 190 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man’s got them Donald Trump hands

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's just that he has enormously long arms.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Enormously long when compared to those tiny hands.

[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 122 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Googled him and there are too many articles reporting this as real

[–] sorter_plainview@lemmy.today 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He is the founder of a controversial satirical website called NordPresse. Well known for making up stuff and creating confusions in online space.

[–] Baku@aussie.zone 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who looks at this and thinks it isn't satire lol? I sometimes struggling with telling satire apart, too, but this is the most obvious piece of satire I've seen in a long time.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 101 points 4 months ago

Bro casually downed whole world infrastructure

[–] sxan@midwest.social 75 points 4 months ago

OK, this is hilarious.

[–] wintermute_oregon@lemm.ee 68 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

This is my favorite one I’ve seen about it so far

[–] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Top three for me, a little too much on the nose. Thoughts on this one? https://possumpat.io/post/5194947

Edit: typo(s)

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (4 children)

This is entirely fake.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 48 points 4 months ago (1 children)

but op is verified

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Fuck me. I forgot to pay daddy musk to be verified.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like you

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Boom. Nice shot.

[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago

What if it was a form of damage control, where they could claim in the future at lawsuits that they had total transparency at the time of the event.

Please, I'm kidding. But it would be interesting.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Where's the crowd? Are they all on strike?

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 4 months ago

boat stuck 2: bloatstuck

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Sean k strikes it again.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

just removed a comment on my first day