The boat has wifi right? Modern developers can't work for 10 seconds without installing packages from the internet.
this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2023
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There is Maritime roaming if you can afford it....
Some cruise ships equip Starlink nowadays
Okay, can't argue with that :D my point was that development is so fuck up nowadays that nothing can be done offline anymore (at least easily) and this new generation of developers don't even know how their hardware works, the basics of an OS and their favorite tools. They can't live without pulling a few docker images and whatnot.
Nice IDEA for a pun
Too bad the punchline is ruined by being in the title....