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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 44 points 1 year ago

Just keep him away from the child processes

[–] bearfootbees@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I for one, will advocate for the separation of kernel and church.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 22 points 1 year ago

Except if it's a monolithic kernel.

[–] pizzaiolo 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] sudo@lemmy.today 25 points 1 year ago

"Pope" is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

godo (God do)

[–] Aram1s@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
[–] TheEntity@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

No, keep the child processes away from him!

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is this AI? The hands look fine, but the eyes are weird. And the pope has had people mistake AI pictures of him as real before.

[–] ActuallyRuben@actuallyruben.nl 20 points 1 year ago

AI got better at drawing hands, because people started focused on training the AI to draw good hands. Best way to detect AI is to look at background details.

In this case you can see a warped keyboard, nonsensical screen contents and the chairs and screens in the background seem weird.

Another common giveaway (although not applicable here) is garbled text.

[–] electromage@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, there's a lot of weirdness.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Someone get Keanu on the phone