Are we sure he's not having a medical emergency?
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2024
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"I was layin' out there for two damn hours before anyone came to check on me! Heat stroke, it turns out. Just as well it wasn't a stroke stroke, I'd be dead."
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Or he had a heat stroke... Go help him.
Thank you for the onions.
All fun and games until you wake up at home with 3 items missing from your inventory and a massive bill from Harvey.
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This is because farming is fucking exhausting and he just couldn't make it back to the house.
Across the plants‽ Is he mad‽
Onions don't give a fuck, you can top the foliage and that shit will just grow back.
TIL onions enjoy being dominated
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This is adorable, but all I can think of is bugs and spiders and ants.
I lie down in my backyard. In Australia. There are ants of all kinds. The occasional little spider goes past. Midges and butterflies and dragonflies and bees. The birds have gotten used to me so they walk within feet of me too.
They go about their business and I, mine. No harm has come to me. It's nice to be part of their world sometimes.
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Its weird, as a kid i had no problem laying/rolling around in grass.
At some point a switch flipped in my head and grass everywhere 'became infested' with biting ants, hidden poop, and mud.
You really have to listen to what the onions are saying, to get the best results.
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Man youd get covered in bugs so fast.. not sure it would be as enjoyable as we think
Onions keep a lot of pests away, I am by no means a farmer, but I know from gardening that onions are a great deterrent for pests.
Do onion fields smell like onions?
Yes.
Onions and field naps. This guy is living his best Shrek life.
all i can think of is Heat Stroke
He's actually laying on a giant brown trampoline
The second photo was taken a split second before he was bounced into the stratosphere.
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He's actually having a stroke
I thought you were supposed to till across the incline, not down it.
Depends on the incline, too steep and you can start slipping
yep. rolling is more fun.
Well yeah, he owns a farm.
"Won at life"
Well, may if it were a nachos field.
This man has everything a man needs. Well, except a robotic combine harvester obviously.
hmm... breathing in some of the good pesticides...
I guess the fire ant problem hasn't made it there.
And then an asian women in an orange jumpsuit with strange boots casually walks onto the scene.
She's quite exhausted as well,, doesn't talk much and is dragging some weird cube.
She sits down next to him and stares toward the dàylight moon, hoping he'll wake up soon.
Hoping he won't want her gone.
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Ruler of the Onited Kingdom. I'll find my way out...
Most onion hating Frenchman.
They say onions have layers, and this man is one of those oniony layers.
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