So yesterday wife and I took our 3 year old to the park, and we took turns running while one of us stayed with her so she can cycle. Then later we were all walking back when my daughter exclaimed loudly "DADDY WHY IS THAT MUMMY BUT WEARING PANTS PROPERLY, CAN SEE HER BUTT BUTT, EVERYBODY CAN SEE HER BUTT BUTT!" At first I thought my wife has a wardrobe malfunction, so someone else did. But my toddler was pointing at a woman wearing nude body hugging yoga pants so yeah... From a certain angle and in the view of my unfiltered 3 year old daughter, it's as if her ass was out there for all to see! We quickly walked away (thankfully the woman didn't hear) while laughing uncontrollably. Later the woman did pass us by but I saw just in time and distracted my toddler so that she wouldn't decide to ask again...! XD
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Hahaha! Toddler can be so unfiltered it's always funny when they do that 😂
Reminds me of the black kid imitating her mum getting diu by the dad asking mum what them noises were 🤣
Hahaha 💀
Omg I just witnessed an unker deleting hundreds of what I presume to be affairs messages on a flight.
I was so bored on a red eye flight and noticed the Unker across the aisle was deleting a lot of text messages on Wasapp. He magnified everything and I saw a lot of love emojis, and even bank transfers…
Decided to mind my own business and watched Witcher, after 1.5 episodes he’s still deleting!!! Slept for a while and when I opened my eyes, and he’s still deleting messages in an all-dark cabin 🤣
Who gave old Unker a Samsung Galaxy Fold to do that ? 😭
Bros, y'all ever feel lonely and want companionship but you don't want to go through the effort? yeah.
Anyways did you know The Eiffel Tower can actually grow taller during the summer? Due to the heat causing the iron structure to expand, the tower can increase in height by up to 15 centimeters during warm weather!
If I heat my kukubird will it grow 15cm also? 🤓
Pls update us
I got arrested for trying to sun my kukubird in public.
That said lokap food is bussin
Can try 🤔
Yeah, meeting new people is really stressful for me, and also fear and loath, i kennot
When you hit certain age, getting to know a strangers gotten really tough. Unless you are the type that can make friends everywhere you go.
True, missed childhood lol so much easier. Just rock up to nursery and play toys. Primary school also just chase each other.
jap, nak bangga sat: https://mefi.social/@cendawanita/110806449638062312
backstory: i was in southern africa for work, and collected a couple of fallen feathers sebagai kenangan. anyway this last few days, i finally turned one of them into a quill pen, and i sketched my cat. oh! the fountain pen ink is a malaysia special series, if you're into that sort of thing. ok, sekian.
I’m into it! Where to get the ink?
Coincidentally yesterday I unearthed my old calligraphy tools to give to my niece. My ink, my nibs, my old practice sheets… oh man brings back such nostalgia
I got link to their website in my post! Pen Gallery is also on Shopee, and if you rajin their shop is at SS2. There are three more Malaysia inks they did with Diamine Inks, I haven't bought the newest one (Ungu Senja) but the others I did cos I can't resist a good gimmick. Jalur Gemilang is like Manggis, but it's deep blue with red-purple sheen. Kopi O Kaw is a nice brown that legit smells like coffee.
If u want to restock new calligraphy stuff also can I think.... meracun mode
Pls don’t racun! I’ve barely used them since my wedding and I now have 1.5 kids lol. I do miss it though, so therapeutic. I will allow myself to be racuned once kids get big enough that I can safely have ink pots open without having to worry toddlers are gonna toddle and spill them all over…
Those inks you mention even just from the names are so enticing. Manggis for a purple… hngh
Wow, that's a really nice ink, i really like how glossy it is and the purp
Kaaaaan it's so beautifulllll. The Jalur Gemilang One is also nice if you like deep blue!
Selamat Pagi para2 monyet
Selamat pagi~~
Morning 🌞
Am battling with diarrhea since last night, maybe i had too much dairy. Ate a croissant in the morning, eat llaollao afternoon, and a glass of milk in the evening, so now my body eject my yesterday meal without giving it a chance of absorbing energy 💀
Had anti-diarrhea pill and probiotic, hopefully it get better uhuk
So you might say you had... llaollaosai?
Electrolytes always help me a ton when my gut is off. Feel better soon!
Boooo
😂
This is always my saviour when diarrhea
I only use this when i have stomachache
Our asian stomach kenot stand too much angmoh milk… just like their stomach kenot stand too spicy
Yeah, asian has higher case of lacto intolerant
My stomach also cannot stand too spicy 🥲
Didn't manage to binge watch Good Omens 2 over the weekend because a unifi technician bungled up something when he unplugged our cable while investigating someone else's issue. Internet connection is painfully slow with lots of packet loss shown on tracert.
Hopefully the maxis CS will be able to push unifi side for rectification much faster.
It seems that there is a flood or something ? The last thing I want is the feed is full of nonsense.
i think trending in this sense means lots of people have started subscribing to those communities, not that those communities have lots of posts
edit: you are also able to hide communities in user settings
Trending is new community, for no apparent reason lol.
Indeed, and it is from the same account/mod.
Yeah. But since there's no rule against it, for now just go ahead and block the community and the account
Btw: https://kbin.social/m/cafe@monyet.cc - the newest post here about 3 days ago... Related to any backend issues ke?
News and Politics ok tho
The daily thread never shows up in kbin, i dunno why, but the newest post is right because there's no post afterward
T_T miss the daily threads...
Huhu, so you're active in kbin for now? Must be very mafan have to keep switching
that's actually my first fedi account for the reddit side LMAO. but i do hang out here more these days. but my comm/mag is based there, so was just doing some upkeep. (also frust because when i fetch Lemmy content to Masto it doesn't show anything interesting like I showed you guys, so hard to boost with no context liddat, so i was just looking if kbin version is 'better')