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Employee Lost Like Sailor In Maelstrom After HR Fails To Send Out Quarterly Company Update (www.theonion.com)

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[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Quarterly? Weekly more like.

[–] lucullus@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

Or different managers in the company each send a weekly newsletter to all employees. Additional to the Did-you-see-this-shit-on-our-comporate-social-media-platform mails, for which I don't know any colleague, that actually reads them.

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