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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Anon has not considered the consequences of an entire nation of hungry vampires devoid of humans.

[–] Swemg@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Well we have cows, might as well have human farms. Maybe genetically modified human with pockets of blood on their belly

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

what? so you have to bend over? naw. put that blood pocket on their neck like nature intended.

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