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They don't want you to know (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Obviously, the dishwasher manufacturers don't want us to know about the gnomes.
Gnomes with cleaning equipment.

And when your dishes don't get very clean, that's because the gnomes partied a bit too hard the night before and just aren't up to their normal standards.

Hmm. That's also a great name for a punk band. Dishwasher Gnomes.
Going to trademark that right now.

[–] anonymouse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

!fakebandnames@lemmy.world

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