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Anon saves his virginity (lemmy.today)

submitted 2 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Fake: you're

Gay: dude probably prefers dudes, which is awesome. Hope he's gettin infinity dickens.

[–] Chewmungus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

TIL if you don’t lose your virginity heterosexually by 17 then you’re probably gay, which is still awesome

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