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If you wanna cut the circulation off to your wang, just hold it tighter. That way you can just let go and not need to go to the hospital.
Silicone is easy enough to remove.
Instructions unclear: Hand silicone caulked to my cock.
"Caulked cock five times fast."
Easy.
Coldcock
Come on. No one could do that
better than yo mama!
Oh snap 😨