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Stop comparing programming languages (programming.dev)

submitted 5 months ago by chraebsli@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Stop comparing programming languages

Python is versatile
JavaScript is powerful
Ruby is elegant
C is essential
C++
Java is robust

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[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 93 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (11 children)

Python is NameError: name 'term_to_describe_python' is not defined
JavaScript is [object Object]
Ruby is TypeError: Int can't be coerced into String
C is segmentation fault
C++
Java is

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NullPointerException: Cannot read the termToDescribeJava because is null at ThrowNullExcep.main(ThrowNullExcep.java:7)
Exec.main(ThrowNullExcep.java:7)

CSS j ust # sucks
Kotlin is type inference failed. The value of the type parameter K should be mentioned in input types
Go is unused variable
Rust is Compiling term v0.1.0 (/home/james/projects/Term)

[–] sus@programming.dev 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

C++ is std::__cxx11::list<std::__shared_ptr<table, (__gnu_cxx::_Lock_policy)0>, std::allocator<std::__shared_ptr<table, (__gnu_cxx::_Lock_policy)0> > >::erase(std::_List_const_iterator<std::__shared_ptr<table, (__gnu_cxx::_Lock_policy)0> >) /usr/include/c++/12/bits/list.tcc:158

[–] Zacryon@lemmy.wtf 4 points 5 months ago

The only reason to use AI in programming is to simplify C++ error messages.

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