Programmer Humor

19463 readers

17 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

Keep content in english
No advertisements
Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

Feyter@programming.dev

anzo@programming.dev

BurningTurtle@programming.dev

pylapp@programming.dev

1497

Absolute legend (lemmy.today)

submitted 5 months ago by CmdrKeen@lemmy.today to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

103 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] jnk@sh.itjust.works 250 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Everything is open source for this guy after using this simple trick. Big techs HATE him!

[+] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.ml 115 points 5 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

[deleted]

[–] InfiniteWisdom@sh.itjust.works -1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Honestly, anybody with a gender studies degree can get into software developer nowadays no sweat, nowadays the fortune 500 standards are so low that they'll just hire anyone on the spot without even questioning it. Honestly only started to take note of this the second Biden got into office, the quality of software overall has gone down. Overall, back to open source, I never truly got the open source movement in general, never been my thing. Proprietary software is inheitly more secure which is why most enterprise systems still use windows xp.

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I kept reading waiting for the punch line, didn't see one. I think I've fallen victim to Poe's law. I legitimately can't tell if this is satire.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

G8 B8 M8

load more comments (4 replies)

load more comments (5 replies)