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[–] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 55 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Wait until you try to do something that involves managing child processes

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Can't the master kill all slaves and childs (processes)? It's in the manual!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

At work we don't have the right to use master/slave (maître /esclave) anymore because of history (this is mostly linked to deploying systems). On the upside our git master is now the shorter 'main'.

[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ugh this kind of BS virtue signaling is so pointless

[–] NuclearDolphin@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

It saves two keystrokes

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