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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is at a crossroads in life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 128 points 5 months ago (26 children)

Wants to get his shit together -- becomes a plumber.

[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now he's getting other people's shit together

[–] Screemu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago

At any time he can lay a deuce in one of them pipes and get paid for it too.

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