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[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 138 points 6 months ago (23 children)

Everything like me is normal. Everything not like me is political!

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 51 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Why can't black people simply exist in a place I can't see them? I'm no bigot or anything. I've eaten a watermelon.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 16 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I have heard people earnestly say that shit. Also about hispanics and gays. You’d think at some point they would realize the “keep those people away from me” rhetoric is about the most snowflakey shit a person can do.

[–] mortimerkahn@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

"Snowflake" is, and always was, just projection. They'll never get it unfortunately

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