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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 79 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (8 children)

Somebody laminated my birth certificate. But what are they going to do about it, unborn me? Wait… will they?

Edit: What if somebody laminates my death certificate? 😭

[–] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That's how zombies are created.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What is ~~dead~~ laminated may never die.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We've really gotta regulate these laminators.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Never going to happen. The lamination lobby has deep pockets.

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