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Granted.
Civilization collapses within hours as employers, employees, parents, and spouses provide long suppressed, at length honest answers of how it's going to their employees, employers, children, and spouses who asked as usual as an empty platitude.
"I have 3 nipples bossman, and I fucked your son in the arse and cummed."
"I've underpaid you for 6 years and sexually harassed the receptionist."