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The Monkey's Paw

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[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (8 children)

Granted.

Civilization collapses within hours as employers, employees, parents, and spouses provide long suppressed, at length honest answers of how it's going to their employees, employers, children, and spouses who asked as usual as an empty platitude.

[–] TakiMinase 8 points 10 months ago

"I have 3 nipples bossman, and I fucked your son in the arse and cummed."

"I've underpaid you for 6 years and sexually harassed the receptionist."

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