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Anon cooks something they read on the internet (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 58 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

I've done the same. I love mushroom soup. I love egg nog. I once tried to put the two together because I had run out of milk.

Now I'm not one to waste things, so I tried to finish it but could only stomach a few mouthfuls. Whatever unholy mixture that turned out to be needed to be buried a minimum of 10 feet deep in a lead container with warnings in every possible language to future generations to leave it the fuck alone.

[–] item09@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

If you’re looking for a good place to use that egg nog, my dad always makes egg nog french toast on Christmas and it’s fantastic!

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