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[โ€“] Seraph@kbin.social 33 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Always wanted a girl that can't say "No"!

Actually, not really... super rapey.

[โ€“] blueson@feddit.nu 16 points 8 months ago

"Do you want to sleep with me?"

"False"

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