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Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’ (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 10 months ago by zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

Jingle bells

trump smells like shit

That is all.

[–] rosymind@leminal.space 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.

Jingle bells,

Donald Trump smells,

Pro-se-cute him all the way!

Oh, whata time

It is to live!

Let's li-ti-gate all he has to say!

Hey!

Can anyone else improve this?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey. Syllables: may I introduce you to them...?

[–] rosymind@leminal.space 1 points 10 months ago

I recommend that you try to improve the world with correction instead of (only) criticism. See something misspelled? Post the correct spelling! See some syllables that are off? Fix 'em so that others don't get it wrong!

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