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Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Neato@kbin.social 43 points 11 months ago (25 children)

People say Die Hard is Christmas movie because people are so fucking tired of the same rehashed Christmas movies that get played in repeat every year. I like Elf but I've seen it enough.

Same with Christmas music. I'm tired of this boomer era shit starting in October.

[–] Littleborat@feddit.de -2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Fuck christmas I do my best to ignore it until some annoying person comes along and invites you to some Christmas markets or whatever.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Thanks for weighing on a list of Christmas movies, jackass.

[–] hightrix@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

You sound miserable. I hope you find some happiness, somewhere.

May the gloom and funk you are currently experiencing fade away!

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