LinkedinLunatics

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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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Hey, who are you talking to, little buddy? (His last four posts are all like this) (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 11 months ago by crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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Alt text: LinkedIn post that's written as if it's an email to a client about completing some task. The poster refers to themselves as CodeClause

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[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hey ChatGPT, I made a code and have to announce to LinkedIn for visibility. Can you write a professional sounding announcement that highlights how great my business is? Use linkedIn buzzwords to build hype. Thanks!

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I took this and added "involving an implementation of a URL shortening mechanism". This is what it wrote:

🚀 Exciting News from [Your Company Name]!

🚀We are thrilled to unveil our latest innovation – a state-of-the-art URL shortening mechanism that's set to revolutionize digital efficiency. #Innovation #TechSolutions🌐

Simplify Complexity: Our cutting-edge technology simplifies lengthy URLs into concise, user-friendly links, enhancing online navigation and boosting productivity. #UserExperience #DigitalTransformation💡

Smart & Secure: Engineered with advanced algorithms and robust security measures, our tool ensures not only ease of access but also the utmost protection of your digital footprint. #CyberSecurity #TechAdvancement🔗

Seamless Integration: Perfect for businesses and individuals alike, our URL shortener integrates flawlessly with various platforms, amplifying your digital presence and outreach. #BusinessGrowth #TechnologyLeadership🌟

Why Choose Us? At [Your Company Name], we're not just about technology; we're about empowering connections and fostering seamless digital experiences. #CustomerCentric #InnovativeSolutions🤝

Join Us on This Journey: Be part of our growing community. Simplify your digital life and elevate your online presence with [Your Product/Service Name]. #JoinUs #NextBigThing🔗

Try it Now: [Link to your product/service]👉 Stay tuned for more updates and feel free to reach out for collaborations or inquiries. Let's redefine digital simplicity together! #TechCommunity #Collaboration

[–] Alfredolin@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

Actually impressive.