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Thousands of people are reportedly lining up to have a portion of their skull removed and one of Elon Musk's brain chips implanted (www.businessinsider.com)

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Earlier this year, the US Food and Drug Administration gave Neuralink, which Musk cofounded in 2016, approval to launch human trials of its device that Musk has described as a "Fitbit in your skull." The FDA had previously rejected Neuralink's bid for human testing in March over safety concerns, Reuters reported, including that the wires connected to the brain chip could move within a subject's head or that the chip could overheat.

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[–] DigitalFrank@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Think about how dumb the average person is. Now, realize that half of them are dumber than that."

- George Carlin

[–] Taringano@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

*the median person

[–] DigitalFrank@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Yes, but that wasn't the quote.

[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Median is a kind of average, like mean and mode.

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