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[–] pixelscript@lemmy.ml 63 points 1 year ago (15 children)

It's 2023. If you're not using an IDE or a highly extensible text editor with simple static analysis features, I really don't know what to tell you.

[–] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I had to read it repeatedly and check if it really said "syntax error". What will those people do if they encounter their first race condition?

[–] Arigion@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They insert sleep(1) and print statements. No shit. I had to fix this in two projects. One was a complete rewrite.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reading this made me nausesous. I feel your pain.

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