this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] matthewmercury@reddthat.com 94 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Warp core engineers: we need redundancies and safeguards here, here, and here

Bridge console engineers: don’t forget the high-voltage rail and the concussive feedback blasters

Chair engineers: fuck seatbelts wooooo

[–] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the inertial dampers fail, wouldn’t the seat belt just cut you in half anyway?

[–] SpacetimeMachine@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they were going fast enough for that to happen they would be launched toward the front of the ship anyway, and we don't see that happening.

It’s obvious that the inertial dampers never fail 100%

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