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[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago (13 children)

least dignified

You have never seen me half-jog across a crosswalk.

[–] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Do you need to hold your boobs, like I do?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Why do you need to hold their boobs though?

[–] procrastinator@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

asking the same question. Maybe because they bounce too much they run and it hurts or something idk i don't have boobs

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would necessitate holding their OWN boobs.

I was commenting on the fact that a deliberately wrong but technically valid way to read the question would be that the asker needed to hold the boobs of the asked rather than their own 😉

[–] procrastinator@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait omfg i missed it completely (and your comments meaning)

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No worries, it's subtle enough that only an experienced pedant would be guaranteed to spot it 😉

[–] procrastinator@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Lol its also the morning where I live so my brain hasn't turned on since i just woke up (from sleeping 10 hours lol)

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