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The petrosexual male, who can only get sexual aroused by loud rumbling engines and black sooty exhaust. It's a well known fact they have lost the ability to get it up for a woman a long time ago. Be very careful when entering they're garage as you can find many fluids in the floor, and not all are from the vehicle.
Can't blame them when they decided to marry the largest right wing woman they could find.
"You want me to wear a flashlight to bed? Huh, this looks like those lights on your truck. And why is your phone making that engine noise? Is that SOOT in the humidifier?!"