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[–] ulkesh@beehaw.org 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol, server side JavaScript far predates nodejs.

[–] alexcoder04@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you mean Rhino? This is the first time I come across it and the fact that it’s written in Java completes a full circle of hell

[–] ulkesh@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Ha, yeah that's one I remember using. I believe there were other implementations of interpreting javascript on the server. LiveWire, maybe? It's been so long since I even attempted it, honestly. I will say, nodejs is clearly far superior to them all, especially with how lean a nodejs service runs on the server.