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[–] gravityowl@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No one’s making you do anything

Just like no one is forcing you to be an ahole, yet here we are ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Exercise and self-control

Said the user cussing out everyone in this thread lmao. The irony is as high as your lack of awareness