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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 52 points 8 hours ago (7 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Does he carry a Texas sized bottle of French cologne?

I don't want to be his room mate.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Cologne is in Germany, not France you silly goose!

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

French cologne, my ass! He wears WAAAAAAY to much Axe Body Spray like a patriotic American bro who doesn't understand geography should.

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Axe Body Spray. Guaranteed.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, also because he's apparently not aware of the largest mountain range in North America.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Gonna have huge calves.

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