this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
421 points (99.1% liked)

Microblog Memes

5772 readers
2761 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

Catstrey @CatstreyDave

To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 33 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

The legendary bilingual double pun!

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (4 children)
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Painstaking - time consuming.

Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.

Pain - French word for bread.

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Pain = beard / hurt

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)