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[โ€“] SARGE@startrek.website 37 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

In highschool I was challenged, BY MY CRUSH, to play "the Awkward Game"

What does this game entail? Well it's simple. All you have to do is do or say something that makes the other person feel awkward. Once they bail, you win. If you know the other person is very uncomfortable with people in their personal space, simply sitting next to them could be enough to make them feel awkward enough to move or call time.

Her first move? To take off her bra under her shirt, pull it out through the neck of her shirt and throw it at me.

Move two was sitting on my lap

Move three was to shover her arm through my sleeve and around the back, essentially hugging me closely with no bra on, sitting on my lap, in a very form-fitting outfit.

I STILL DID NOT UNDERSTAND

WHAT ELSE DID I MISS OUT ON??

Perception is a solid 8/10. Wisdom is clearly a healthy 2.

[โ€“] Jourei@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nah she just wanted to be comfortable without a bra and hug you, that is all! /j

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