Sometimes I try to use my orb to envision myself without my orb. Problem is the orb cannot recall a future where it doesn't exist. I ponder a future without the orb and that future scares me.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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