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Woman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed It (www.latintimes.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 228 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

i wonder why nobody signed the farewell card for the type of ass to sue for not getting a farewell card.

[–] roscoe@startrek.website 48 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

What's the opposite of eating the onion? I read your comment and scoffed, wondering who could actually believe this. The I saw the "Not" in the comm name.

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Boofing an apple obvs

[–] roscoe@startrek.website 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I vote for this to become official.

[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Seconded.

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Carried. roscoe boofed that apple

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