rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago
what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while!" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
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The only ground i will give in this argument is when my headphones tell me the battery is low.
Beep once. Do not speak.
That's definitely an option but i think i would miss it. A series of five or so fast beeps, perhaps.