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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It's midnight.

You're sleeping peacefully, having a nice dream about being overseas.

Suddenly, someone starts choking in your dream.

You wake up.

The cat has hocked a hairball up on your doona.

You frantically clean and strip the doona. Your restful sleep is gone.

The end.

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Was giving me "Shia LaBeouf" shitpost vibes for a minute. I guess you'd have been happier to see Shia LaBeouf than hucked up hairball on the doona.

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