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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Oh, I get it now! 8%! How droll!

(What the fuck is he talking about?)

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Well, both of us are socialists (I can't comment on the other person). We think about money in such a different way that any money joke about investment is going to lose it's humor. I don't understand it as a joke either, but I definitely understood the financial advice. He selected some large, relatively uncontroversial companies that will pay you part of the quarterly profits based on the number of stocks you own. Tbh I'd avoid the day trading and choose high dividend ETFs instead. $100k is still very out of reach for most people, but it's a reasonable investing portfolio.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I get conflicting information about high dividend ETFs. Some people swear by them, others say they're terrible or at least should be avoided. I'm too ignorant to know why either way :/

[–] sparkee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Many people in The US who are trying to save for retirement attempt to have fewer dividends since that becomes taxable income. They would prefer just a higher stock value and pay the taxes later when presumably they are retired and in a lower tax bracket. That premise is probably good but you never know how the government is going to change up tax rates in the future.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the info!

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