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[–] rockhstrongo@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Me at the grocery store yesterday: "These cookies look delicious! And they're 90% off!"

Wife: "Those are lactation cookies..."

Me: "I didn't know that was a thing... They still look good though..."

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Lactation cookies ??? What is that ???
Cookies that came from tits ????

[–] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Imagine being able to shoot cookies out your nips. That'd be fuckin' useful.

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Damn, Silver Tongue is pissed... Actually, that's probably par for the course.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I love this meme and usually snortle every time I see it, but the text on this one has me full on giggling. Thanks for cheering me up 🥰

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