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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 1 month ago (10 children)

What, you don't have a special command to Compare Unsigned values in register C vs result register K? or Floating-point Addition with Parenthesis, so store the value for use on the next cycle?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Its been in RISC V for decades.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I wouldn't really characterize fourteen years as "decades."

[–] algernon@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades.

algernon nods sagely

[–] authorinthedark@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

THAT'S how I'm supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just lie. What are they going to do? They don't know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won't be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just don't work there, seems like a company run by idiots

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

STEP 1: find company run by idiots

STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job

STEP 3: barely work at all

STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks

[–] Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 0 points 1 month ago

"Algernon"? The monkey in your PFP? The nerdy kid in Canis Canem Edit a.k.a. Bully?

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