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Anon explains the 2nd amendment (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Breve@pawb.social 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Military spending in 2023 (in billions of US dollars):

United States: 916
China: 296
Russia: 109
India: 83.6
People who own a "don't tread on me" flag: 0*

(* Rounded to nearest significant figure)

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Alright, so here me out. We need guns to protect ourselves from the Chinese government. What do you say about that? Just saved you $620B

[–] Breve@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I sure hope those 2nd amendment fanatics can afford the naval vessels and foreign military bases they're going to need to get involved in the South China Sea! 💸

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You joke, but libertarians lost a war to Tonga

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