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Anon finds a flashdrive (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 137 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (18 children)

Fourty days later, Anon finds that his entire computer file system has been replaced with pics of Morgan Freeman

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 80 points 2 months ago (17 children)

Why aren't there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.

Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wrote a "virus" in college, which basically:

took a screenshot of the entire desktop
displayed screenshot full-screen on top of other windows
would only go away if you typed "@sugar_in_your_tea pwned me" or something

Oh, and it started on startup, so rebooting wouldn't fix it. :)

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

bro I was thinking of this EXACT idea around the time you sent this message, how many more evidence do I need to conclude that this world is a simulation 💀💀

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