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Anon goes to school with a menace (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (8 children)

God damn, imagine beating your own meat that into it. I dont think I've ever been gruntin' and shit while jorkin'

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 34 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Try adding butt play into things. Seriously. Takes it to a whole new level.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

doing that does get me suppressing moans

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