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[โ€“] Frog@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 months ago (9 children)

When I first saw Starwars, i tried making objects move with my mind. Guess I'm not Force sensitive. ๐Ÿ˜’

[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Shit, I still try that sometimes and I'm almost 40. We got micro plastics in our balls; who's to say we can't also just absorb midi chlorines over time?

[โ€“] Frog@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] pmmeyourseedbombs 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah but 50 is the new 60

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